Okay, so before Naruto officially got dubbed by whoever dubbed it, I thought they might change the names to American
names just to piss everybody off. So, I decided to make my own list of American names just to piss THEM off. AW YEAH!
So here they are in all their glory:
Naruto: NAY-ROO-TOE
Sakura: Sake (as in the Japanese beer)
Sasuke: Shrek
Shikamaru: Shiek
Ino: Igna
Chouji:
Jose
Neji: Nejio (from The Kiba site)
Tenten: Ninenine
Lee: Roberto
Kiba: Kibbles
Shino: Mr. Clean
Hinata:
Alla Balla Bing Bong
Gaara: Gary
Temari: Timantha (from Fairly Odd Parents)
Kankurou: Cancan
Kakashi: Karl
Iruka: Leotardo
Gai: Gob
Asuma: Anthony
Kurenai: Kob
Dosu: Douglas Ingard III
Zaku: Kukuku
Kin: Skid
Kabuto: Beetlejuice
(Kabuto is a type of beetle)
Orochimaru: Otto
Jiraiya: Joey
Tsunade: Toe
Jiroubou: Juddy
Kidoumaru: Spiderman
Tayuya:
Yaya
Sakon/Ukon: Sherman/Herman
Kimimaro: Koof
Ebisu: Eduardo
Haku: Haley
Zabuza: JzaJza (like Jaja gavore)
Gatou:
Ga
Inari: Brown Bag (Inari is a sushi that is in little brown bag thingies)
Tsunami: Jello
Pakkun: Poop (brothers
idea)
Tonton: Tenten
Akamaru: Red Rover
Mizuki: Lisa McCauley (we were writing on Real Estate paper and she was the
real estate agent)
Itachi: Itchy
Kisame: Kushy Wushy McTushy
Tsume: Osembei (rice cracker)
Hana- HulaHula
Anko-
Mr. Bean
Ibiki-Scarface
Mubi- Lucky Charms
PLUS, I was looking at Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards today and I saw this awesome blossom card that would be Shino and Hinata's little
baby's name! SHINATO!! So if they get busy and have a kid, they have got to name it Shinato. YEAH!
