BZZZZZZT! WRONG!

Shino actually has a very active private life. When he isn't ninja-ing or being his cool self, he's like, CHILLIN like a normal kid. But I bet there's something about Shino u had no idea about.

He's actually... A TOTAL PERVERT!

*gasps*

Yes, I know this news is frightening! I know this is like, 'OMFG I THINK I JUST WET MY TOO-TIGHT ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PANTS! HOLY SHIZNIT! THERE GOES A WASTE OF 937432748392 BUCKS! NOOOOO!'

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Yeah...well, maybe ur not thinking that EXACTLY, but I know you're thinking something along those lines. And just to let u know, I don't like abercrombie. I hate it as much as yaoi.

But to the point...

SHINO IS A PERVERT!

What? Shino's a pervert? NO WAY.

YES WAY.

He is.

And I have UNDENYABLE PROOF THAT SHINO IS INDEED, A total perverted hentai-loving D00D.

1. THE GLASSES. Face it. When you're wearing sunglasses, most people can't see your eyes. So... that means you never know where he's looking! OMG! He could be looking up and down your body! He could be trying to look down your shirt or up your skirt! GIRLS BEWARE! Shino is a total pervert! NOOOO!!!... actually, I don't care if he is. He's still cool.

2. He had the high collar so nobody can see him blushing when he's looking at some hot girl! And if he smiles or something, you'll never see it! He always has his collar on! ALWAYS! He never takes off his jacket like Hinata and Kiba! It's always on! How creepy is that?

3. The afro. When it doubt, u know it's the afro.

4. HE KEEPS DIRTY MAGAZINES UNDERNEATH HIS BED!!!...actually, there's no proof of this. Plus, he probably sleeps on a Japanese matress (futon), so he can't really stuff them under his bed futon thingy. BUT STILL! Believe!

5. Lastly, his eyebrows. Do you ever wonder why they're like, glued that way? Always all bunched up and burrowed? It's because he got plastic surgery to keep his eyebrows like that. That way when he's looking at some cute girl, his eyebrows don't go up. Therefor, the girl is totally unsuspecting! Yay! Shino wins!