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HE JUST ROCKS!! Yes, he rocks my socks. No, he does not put rocks in my socks. He just flipping rocks. So get used to it. I know he rocks hard. But u may not believe me yet EVEN THOUGH you should know just by instinct that Shino rocks. So I'll give u 51 reasons why Shino rocks so hard.

 

1. He wears glasses.

2. Theyr'e shady. It makes him look like Auron. YEE-UH.

3. His jacket is AWESOME! It's huge and it hides his extremely hot face! Actually, he wears it to hide his hot face or else all the girls will blow up and die from his extreme hotness.

4. His hair is different. Its like... an Afro.

5. He has an Afro.

6. AFRO.

7. AFRO.

8. A

9. F

10. R

11. O.

12. Seriously. He's a Japanese dude with an afro. HOW RANDOM IS THAT?! Not to mention hot.

13. You never see his eyes. Yes, this makes him rock even harder. It sort of makes u think more about him and his coolness. He hides his eyes, not shows them off like stupid Neji and Sasuke. Cuz he just rocks that hard. YEAH.

14. He has a cool bloodline that uses chakra eating bugs. I dunno about u, but I'd piss in my pants if someone threw a bunch of bugs at me to eat up my energy.

15. His power is just plain cool. It's so cool, it deserves a cool award. Cuz Shino's just that cool.

16. He doesn't underestimate his opponents unlike a lot of idiots *cough*Neji*cough*hesucks*cough*

17. Sorry, I had a HORRIBLE cough. Where was I?

18. His daddo looks just like him. I mean, EXACTLY. His hairy afro, his glasses, u know. They're Auron clones. SWEET.

19. Auron is like, the coolest guy in Final Fantasy X. So that means that Shino HAS to be the coolest guy in Naruto, right? RIGHT.

20. His Japanese voice is really low and sexy.

21. I think he would be fun to hug.

22. If he took Chouji's place in the whole "rescue sasuke" mission, he would 0WNZ3D that Jiroubou D00D.
23. If he took Neji's place, he woulda TOTALLY 0WNZ3D Kidoumaru, aka spiderman.

24. If he took Kiba's place (even though I like Kiba), he woulda COMPLETELY 0WNZ3D SAkon/Ukon.

25. Uh... I don't know if he would be able to 0WN Kimimaro...BUT LETS JUST SAY HE CAN!

26. His glasses are so much better than Kabutos.

27. He doesn't act all angsty like Sasuke and Neji, but he's quiet like them. It adds a "quiet intensity" to his personality. HAWT.

28. He's hecka powerful.

29. He doesn't try hopelessly to hide his emotions. When he's scared, you know it! When he's serious, YOU ALWAYS KNOW IT SINCE HES ALWAYS SERIOUS! 

30. He sleeps like a soldier. You might think "how does that make him awesome?" Well, it just does. Do YOU sleep like a soldier? I don't think so.

31. He wears his glasses while he sleeps. I don't think U do that, now do you?

32. He's all for teamwork and stuff, which I think is pretty cool. You would think he's the loner of the group, but he's actually the one who wants to keep everyone together the most. AWW, HE LOVES HIS TEAMMATES IN SOME WEIRD...buggy...THING kind of way. YAY!

33. Shino wears brown pants. No one else wears brown pants.

34. It would be cute to see him blush. Yes, that makes him awesome.

35. Personally, I think he would make a pretty cool Santa Claus. He's all for teamwork and is pretty good to his teammates which shows he'd be good to other people. Also, I mean, instead of getting coal if ur an ass, then u get eaten up by his chakra bugs... wait... maybe that's not so good...

36. I bet he'd protect u from bugs... cuz he'd eat them or something first.

37. Secretly, HES IN LOVE WITH HINATA!!!!!!...but not really.

38. Hes like, one of the most unappreciated characters of all time. But he actually is very cool! I mean, he's SHINO! his name is SHINO! his last name is ABURAME! It translates to "oily eyes!" Can u get much cooler?

39. He isn't really arrogant like Sasuke and Neji. He doesn't always smirk at people and think that he's better. He sorta is just...more modest.

40. HE CARES ABOUT THINGS! I mean, he was about to kill Chouji if he stepped on that bug before the chuunin exam in the anime. Just think how he would be with like, kids or something! One of those overobsessive fathers.

41. I think he has a special screaming power like the lady from Kung Fu hustle. He just doesn't show u cuz he's too cool.

42. Shino isn't a huge victim of the gay parade, aka the yaoi lovers. Luckily Naruto and Sasuke keep most of the crazy fangirls happy. Shino just sorta stays out of the way most of the time. Except for a few Shino/Kiba things. But thats not SHino's fault!

42. THE AFRO.

43. SHI means death and NO is a conjuction between two nouns. It could mean Shino KILLS!!... or Shino dies. BUT MOST LIKELY SHINO KILLS.

44. I betcha he cuts his fingernails.

45. When he sleeps, his eyebrows are furrowed. I think that he furrowed them too much and them his muscles got cramped. Just another reason why he rocks.

46. He's hot.

47. His Kekkei Genkai could beat the snot outta Neji and Sasuke.

48. Because Yuki from Fruits Basket is secretly a girl.

49. His birthday is on January 23rd. That's like... only.. a little over three months away from mine!

50. I bet if u gave him a nosering he'd look like a punk rocker.

51. The last reason, the most IMPORTANTE reason, THE BIG KAHUNA, IS... SHINO SECRETLY LOVES BRITTANY SPEARS!!!...but not really.