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My thoughts on Yaoi, YO!

I'll bet if this is the first time you came here, you looked at the navigation bar and went all "OMFG YAOI! I LOVE YAOI!!11!ONE!!!11!ELEVEN!!!1!!TWENTYTWO!1! Well, actually this is a I HATE YAOI thing. I just named it Yaoi to get all you "i love gay boys" lovers attention.
I'll make this simple. I HATE YAOI. It's stupid. And for all you D00Ds and CH1X0RZ who are gonna leave this page right now, WAIT!...okay, I bet half of you just left now, but HOLD ON FOR THE REMAINING FEW! Listen. I'll give you reasons to hate it.
Numero Uno: It's just GROSS! I mean, do you honestly think that suddenly Sasuke is going to turn gay and fall in love with Naruto? And what about Shino? Suddenly his eternal hatred for Kiba is going to turn into sunshine and flowers? NOOOO!! It will never happen! Don't get me wrong, I'm not against REAL PEOPLE gay couples. In fact, I am for it. I just don't understand why on earth boys in anime would even think about getting together with other boys unless you're purpuosly reading a yaoi thing like Eerie Queerie. I read that and after the first weird kissing scene, I realized what "Queerie" in the title meant. Oops. Anyway, I noticed that a lot of the Yaoi fans have to make it such...profanity. It can never be just a cute hug or kiss. It has to be Sasuke suddenly jumping onto Naruto and having a crazy orgasm. UGH! DISGUSTING! I'm using Naruto/Sasuke as an example just cuz I see that couple everywhere.
Numero 2: ITS ANNOYING. I try to find a nice, straight, and funny doujinshi online and all I come across are boys on boys. YARGH! What the hell?! I like CLEAN stuff, not stuff like this. It's the same on Fanfiction. So many damn Naruto/Sasuke fans! PEOPLE, GET A GRIP! You're just losing yourself to Yaoi! You're giving your soul to the evil anime devil! NOOOOOO!!!
Numero 3: IT STEREOTYPES. Almost every single girl that I've seen online and at school is a fan of Yaoi. With the exception of a few like JP and stuff. But seriously! WHAT THE HELL?! Now that Yaoi is such a huge thing, people think that all anime-loving girls like Yaoi! NO WE DO NOT! I HATE IT! Guys ask me after I tell them I like anime, "Hey, do you like Yaoi?" I always answer with a no, but I feel like they dont' believe me. YOU MUST BELIEVE!!!
Numero 4: ITS PERVERTED. I already stated this, but every damn single time you try to look up a yaoi thing, you see perverted stuff. Even when you don't look up yaoi you see perverted boyboy stuff. I looked up "Naruto" on Photobucket the other day and the first thing I saw was this animation of Naruto inside of Sasuke. I nearly puked. And this whole Kakashi/Sasuke stuff and Gai/Lee stuff... it's gross! Students doing it with their teachers?! I can't imagine... EWWWW!! I just did. It's so gross! It's like, WTF YOU ASS HOLES?! GET A LIFE AND START BEING A BIG FAN OF SHINO/HINATA!!!
Numero 5: ITS JUST A FANTASY. 5T00P1D fangirls are always swooning over boys and boys liking each other. Is it because they both have good bodies? I don't know. And people always fantasize about misinterpritations. Like when Naruto was confessing he always wanted to be Sasuke's friend. Some pervert Yaoi CH1X0R is gonna be all like, "OMFG THAT WAS A CONFESSION OF NARUTOS UNDYING LOVE FOR SASUKE! Let's make a dirty comic and sell it for twenty bucks on ebay!" ... okay, so that's a little extreme, but not the misinterpritation. I really like relationships between brothers or friends that can't be broken. Like you know, little bonds that tie then together. When Naruto confessed his loneliness, it inspired me to draw friendly art between Naruto and Sasuke. Like you know, then helping each other up or something. Not complete smut.
 
I really could go on and on, but I think you get the point. So if you ever ask whether I like Yaoi or Shino/anybody, then I'll just point you to this page. I also don't like Shoujo-ai. I dont really rant about that since it isn't as popular, but whatever. I don't like it. But I'm for gay marriage in real life, so don't get all bitchy and angsty about it. And don't flame about this or else I'll just...like, make fun of u or something.

 

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